Some topics are guaranteed to start arguments — politics, immunizations, and religion top the list. This tee lays down the unspoken rule.

This 100% cotton unisex tee delivers structure, comfort, and just the right amount of sarcasm. Inspired by Unprepared4™ College and Vic’s wisdom, this shirt is made for those who know that real-life lessons start after midnight.

A funny conversation slogan t shirt and novelty graphic tee — perfect for college students, debate avoiders, or anyone who knows when silence saves the day.

The slogan is printed in White on the back of the shirt. A tiny red shoe appears on the front of the shirt.  A small Unprepared4™ College logo is printed on the right sleeve.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) 
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!